I liked rose art fuzzy posters when I was younger. I made a collaborative mixed tape for a boy my friend Jinni and I liked. We use to sit in my dads car and pretend we were driving, because we wanted to grow up already. All of my friends are people that I've known my whole life. When the internet was invented, I was already on boards posting threads. That's how on top of things I am. I love The Little Mermaid and collecting cute things. I re-arrange my room...a lot. I'm honest. VERY honest. I like going to Sea World and going swimming. The water is my friend. I appreciate good inside jokes, with good people. My dad is cooler than your dad. Trust me. My house is haunted, if you ask anyone that has spent the night. I'm a picky eater. I still love Hanson. I've worked at a ton of places. I like bright colors but I like it best when my room is dark. I can sleep like nobodies business.

 

People who change the font on their phones. Stopppppppp

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe)

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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farorescourage:

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

what the fuck canada gets nothing cool

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

(Source: imayhavebeenborn)

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(Source: chimichangass)