I liked rose art fuzzy posters when I was younger. I made a collaborative mixed tape for a boy my friend Jinni and I liked. We use to sit in my dads car and pretend we were driving, because we wanted to grow up already. All of my friends are people that I've known my whole life. When the internet was invented, I was already on boards posting threads. That's how on top of things I am. I love The Little Mermaid and collecting cute things. I re-arrange my room...a lot. I'm honest. VERY honest. I like going to Sea World and going swimming. The water is my friend. I appreciate good inside jokes, with good people. My dad is cooler than your dad. Trust me. My house is haunted, if you ask anyone that has spent the night. I'm a picky eater. I still love Hanson. I've worked at a ton of places. I like bright colors but I like it best when my room is dark. I can sleep like nobodies business.

 

hungarysovaries:

showmeyourb00bs:

one half of tumblr:
“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”

other half of tumblr:
“unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in America: cannibal eats man's face

Britain: wat.

News in America: man throws intestines at police

Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.

Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".

Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.

Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.

Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

Loki: kneel.