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I liked rose art fuzzy posters when I was younger. I made a collaborative mixed tape for a boy my friend Jinni and I liked. We use to sit in my dads car and pretend we were driving, because we wanted to grow up already. All of my friends are people that I've known my whole life. When the internet was invented, I was already on boards posting threads. That's how on top of things I am. I love The Little Mermaid and collecting cute things. I re-arrange my room...a lot. I'm honest. VERY honest. I like going to Sea World and going swimming. The water is my friend. I appreciate good inside jokes, with good people. My dad is cooler than your dad. Trust me. My house is haunted, if you ask anyone that has spent the night. I'm a picky eater. I still love Hanson. I've worked at a ton of places. I like bright colors but I like it best when my room is dark. I can sleep like nobodies business.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Booooo. #juryduty

Booooo. #juryduty

Haven’t gotten my nails done in ages! #nails #pretty #ishouldbesavingmymoney #ohwell #happyfriday

Haven’t gotten my nails done in ages! #nails #pretty #ishouldbesavingmymoney #ohwell #happyfriday

It’s always a fun time at work having to read thru long boring contracts. #yay #funtimes #isittheweekendyet

It’s always a fun time at work having to read thru long boring contracts. #yay #funtimes #isittheweekendyet

Going from a car with more than 400,000 miles on it, just looking at my odometer is amazing. #newcar #movinonup #fuckyes

Going from a car with more than 400,000 miles on it, just looking at my odometer is amazing. #newcar #movinonup #fuckyes

Evan just came outside wearing this. He looks like a minion. #weirdo #dressup #playtime #despicableme

Evan just came outside wearing this. He looks like a minion. #weirdo #dressup #playtime #despicableme

Still can’t believe I saw them. #10yearslater #thepostalservice #davis #norcal #love

Still can’t believe I saw them. #10yearslater #thepostalservice #davis #norcal #love

I'M SICK OF PRETENDING: I DON'T "GET" BEYONCÉ

slyfggt:

“Seriously, watch the first 20 seconds of this video. “I think I’m a mermaid… Or I was a mermaid.” What the fuck is she talking about? It’s not even about God and it makes me wanna push her into the ocean to shut her up.” 

lostwithoutmycompanion:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

Well who else has scissors for hands?